laughtard (n.)


when you are laughing so hard you lose control of your basic abilities, including and not exclusive to: the ability to say what you are trying to say, your ability to be understood by those around you; in extreme circ-mstances, you lose continence
” i understood you until you turned into a laughtard (n.)”
“i was giving my speech and my mind when blank, then i just lost it and went laughtard(n.)”

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