Launch Pad
when the subject braces both arms (usually against the arms of a chair) and lifts ones -rs- in the air to create a fart with more force and power behind it.
steve lifted his -rs- off the chair and let out a thunderous fart thus nearly launching himself into the air. launch pad fart -rs- b-tt
when getting a chick from behind, condemless, and about to pull out, one rests his d-ck on the top of her -ss crack and shoots his load into the air. a launch pad is truly successful when the j-z lands in her hair
i didn’t want to get alyssa pregnant again so i pulled out and set up a launch pad
an ugly girl. a duck (ugly duckling). derived from lauchpad mcquack from ducktales.
“…so what’s her friend look like?”
“she’s a launchpad bro”
a place where u and friends hang out or pregame before u go out to the club/ bar or party.
hey man where is the launch pad this weekend.
a professional driver with horrible luck regarding his vehicle. the individual is routinely subject to flat tires, broken axles, engine fires, etc through no fault of his own. himself and any p-ssengers always walk away from the catastrophe unscathed, however.
d-mn, launchpad’s a maniac!
to grab onto someone else in order to expel gas.
mikey used scotty’s arm as a launchpad for his huge fart he had to let go of.
adjective
1. a stupid person
2. a wack individual
i met this banging -ss chick last night, but after talking to her i found out she was a f-ckin launchpad.
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