Launch snog
the action of propelling ones body on to that of another person and french-kissing them with force. the over-zealous cousin of the ‘grab snog’
i can’t believe i launch snogged him!
(the scene from ‘he’s just not that into you’ when the female lead launches across the sofa to kiss the object of her affection, justin long)
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