Laundry bitch
what usually becomes of the guys who go into prison acting like tough guys, which is to say that they are quickly beaten, raped, and forced into a servile role (usually doing another prisoner’s laundry, hence the name). you’ll notice that this only happens to the morons who go into the pokey thinking that they can make others their b-tches from the get-go.
mike went into prison thinking he was tough sh-t. he became a laundry b-tch within the first three days.
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