laundry looting


when you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.
this morning’s laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.

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