laundry pants
a pair of pants that are so ugly and/or uncomfortable that the fact that one is wearing them indicates that one hasn’t done laundry in a long, long time.
girl 1: hey, what’s with these ugly pants in the back of your closet?
girl 2: oh, those are just laundry pants. i don’t actually sear them in public.
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