laundry payday
when a person collects cash from his dryer immediately after doing laundry. this term has a different connotation from laundry lottery based on the reliability and frequency of the phenomenon. laundry paydays are what people who never clean out their pockets get, every week, just like a paycheck. like a laundry lottery, this produces momentary happiness until the person realizes that they had the money all along.
i can’t go drink tonight, but tomorrow is laundry payday, so hit me up then.
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