laundry sex
usually referred to by a wife that endures s-x by her drunk spouse, boring s-x (as exciting as doing laundry, put it in and wait 40 mins for it to be done)
the old man came home drunk from the bar at 2 am. i got stuck doing laundry s-x.
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