Laura Sommer
movie star from the 1620s. dope as f-ck. boss -ss b-tch b-tch b-tch.
shes mad cool and quirky, fun to hang around with. catch phrase is rockin’- way ahead of her time. her photos still shine on walls of hospitals. she has wicked style and a phat -ss. dope hair and nice smile. sweet as fuq. do not fuq with her shes too dope. love that n-gg-. serious movie star swag swag pop it
john 1: f-ck sucks ur not a laura sommer
fat best friend: i know shes perf
dean of school: every1 shud be laura i’d turn dat -ss inside out if it was the 1600s
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