Laurel Lake


a small, dirty town in c-mberland county new jersey. it is considered the -n-s of the vineland-millville-bridgeton statistical area, and is most likely the last place you would want to be seen. around 767 families live in the area; most of which are a result of inbreeding.
guy 1: “hey dude i drove through laurel lake today and some weird guy was boning his pet pig because his sister broke up with him.”

guy 2: “eww dude that place is sh-t”

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