laurell
laurell is an intelligent person with a body that has the curves that turns head, also extremely athletic. usually a brunette with big beautiful brown eyes making her look exotic. she’s the girl that is insecure about herself sometimes but every time she goes into public people turn heads because of how beautiful she is. and most people want to be her or be friends with her. all the guys want her. and she has the fattest -ss of all the females out there. has the pinkest sweetest p-ssy you could ever get. all around an amazing girl.
guy: d-mn her p-ssy was so sweet and wet! must be a laurell.
get a mug for your brother callisto.
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