Lauren B.


a drop dead gorgeous girl who is into musical theater and has amazing singing/dancing skills. the one who waits for the perfect guy to come along and just doesnt date someone for their looks. looks at people inside and out. doesnt make out for the kicks… makes out for the guy. is nice to everyone and is the favorite to all the parents. life of the party and mature at the same time. puts everyone before herself. will wait for the perfect sweet guy to come along. brown hair and jewish. popular and makes all the girls jealous. hot and tan singer beautiful and a dancer.
i want to be a lauren b.. find that one perfect guy.
twerk team captain. gets down with her bad self. aint givin two sh-t bout nothin’. big t-tty lookin’ fine -ss b-tch.

no but really, a lauren b is a genuine individual. coming across one is a once in a life time experience that you should cherish with all your heart.
friend 1:yo, i met dis fine dime piece a coo minute ago.
friend 2:ayyyy, i feel. must have been a lauren b.
friend 1:yeee luhh dat b-tch.

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