lauren waldeck
an extremely eccentric individual.
you can’t live with her and you can’t live without her.
she can make any guy lose his sh-t, simply by smiling at him.
she often plays hard to get but she’s worth the chase.
“i saw the way you looked at ‘lauren’, man. you’re crazy about her, aren’t you!”
“i can’t even think straight when i’m around her, dude. i think i’m in love. i’m in love with ‘lauren waldeck.”
lauren: a beautiful girl who makes you go weak at the knees.
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