laurenitis


this is the desease of being in love with a stubborn rediculous and confusing girl named lauren…and the only way to get rid of it is to have her go to prom with you….seriously its deadly……

so lauren….will you go to prom with me!!!
this girl is really giving me the case of laurenitis, idk if i like it

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