Lauz
super hot, incredibly talented, loves to party (and frequently ends up collapsed on the floor and/or riding someone like a horse)… fun to be around, will do anything for vodka.
guy: dude this party sucks.
guy #2: we need a lauz here…
guy: great, i’ll get the vodka and lure one out.
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