lav
love. see <3. i lav j00 <3 a lion. also a type of beer. eno ga tamo lav! bezi odavde! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! lav pivo! the most awesome person i know i love you lav (omg, i gotta fill this some more xd) to lick a v-g-n-. to perform oral s-x on a female. that chick didnt wanna do me, she would probably rather l a v. a really s-xy dude who can get all the girls and is sweet and caring and funny. your parents want you to date him. the girls want him, and the guys want to be him. he has your mom's number in his phone as milf. omg look its lav! bro.. i wish i was like him, he's so s-xy. mom, look thats the hot dude i was talking about!! woah. ima put my # in his phone as milf to lather yourself in p--p or shampoo, or bubbles. when i went to my backyard i laved myself in my doggies p--p. when i went to the salon they laved my hair with shampoo. the most mother f-king dance anyone will go to 4 teens the aim to hook up get fingered or give a quick handjob lottie and brad hooked up at the lav disco
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