Lava Crane Gun


an impressive crane-like machine, to which is affixed an even more impressive lava shooting gun. origin: lava crane gun island.

1. brings death and mayhem.
2. fire from the sky… the motherf-ckin’ sky!
3. a weapon worthy of an evil dictator.
“burn motherf-ckers, burn!”
“nooooo! it’s the lava from the sky!!!
“the motherf-cking sky!”

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