Lava Lube
an over exaggerated term for shampoo or soap when it gets inside your pee hole while attempting to m-st-rb-t- with it.. resulting and ending in either one or several “stop-start” p-ssing sessions while the person is screaming about the flaming sensations that have been inflicted “down there”
jack was out of lube, so shampoo sounded fine.. mr. pee hole said otherwise, as poor jack shed his tears as he slowly and painfully p-ssed out the lava lube that he mistakenly used that night. therefore, turning his pleasure session into a pain session…..
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