the condition in which one’s teeth spontaneously become molten or liquid in a nature similar to that of lava.
“he was a good kisser, except for the lava teeth”
- Lavender Baby
a child concieved in a lavender marriage. in which, at least one of the spouses was h-m-s-xual. this is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heteros-xual. tommy- “my parents are gay” mike- “but don’t you have a mom and a dad” tommy- “yeah, but my parents married each other and had […]
“ayla’s word, la mean big, vos mean fire.” lavos came to earth in the year 65,000,000,000 bc. he does not become a true threat until the year 1999 however. he is magus’s archnemesis and the final boss of chrono trigger. lavos… ayla: ayla no give up, alya win or die magus: come on out, now… […]
- pocket veto
the act of taking no act, most often used as a p-ssive aggressive response to undesirable advances. easiest way to “respond” to a written request to have lunch or just-go-do-something. neither “yes” nor “no,” but really “no.” hey, you know i think you’re pretty cool and all. i was wondering if you weren’t doing anything […]
a pedofile from england, likes to watch gay p-rn movies, and is the same as a priest, loves little boys. pocktio loves to molest lil boys. a huge priapic lubricious creature from england, (probably belongs to the trollea genus with a side order from the priapulida phylum), likes to watch all kinds of extremely educational […]
podcrastination refers to the act of putting off recording or editing your podcast. 1. the show was delayed for 2 years by severe podcrastination. 2. podcrasintation is preventing me from editing my recent interviews. 3. why are you not posting your new show? i have no excuse other than podcrastination.