lavender cowboy
does not tote a gun ,stick,knife or anything that can hurt or mame anyone or anything!
lavender cowboys make the best mates,feminine,kind and terrific at keeping everything clean and tidyand can build you the occasional barn or something!
“the smell in this cowshed is beautiful”,she said in a hushed supprised voice,”that will be the lavender cowboy over there,see him, he is milking that cow and polishing those windows at the same time!”
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