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• fuck off my couch

  the ultimate way to tell someone to get the f-ck out and go f-ck themselves for being a total -sshole. game ender ( at a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else) guy who threw you: you have a nice swim? you: f-ck off my couch!!!!!

• mein gott

  german for ‘oh goodness’ or ‘good lord’. (trust me, i would know) “mein gott!!! wie konnte mir das p-ssieren ?! ich glaube, ich werde ohnmächtig!”

• unfluencer

  someone not looking to influence others. anti-fame and anti-attention seeking individual. does their own thing without any regard for how it might appear to the public. that unfluencer is wearing a brown paper bag to the prom.

• tossing the turtle

  tickling of the t-st-c-ls wile biting the the for skin of the p-n-s my girl friend said she wanted to try to tossing the turtle so i punched her in the b–b

• beefy onion

  gross moldy and squishy p-n-s that catches you by surprise. dude, did you see jeremy’s beefy onion? moldy squishy p-n-s that catches you by surprise dude, did you see jeremy’s beefy onion?

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