laverne & shirley
these are the names of melania trumps t-ts. also the name of a very popular tv show that debuted in 1977.
president trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called laverne & shirley before he f-cks melania. when trump f-cks melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. his pr {personal record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. trump tries to make up for his lacking s-xual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. yes indeed, the average time a man can f-ck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. betcha a lot of you w-nkers feel a lot better about youselves now……………………the s-x doctor
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