Lavinch


lavinch (n.) : a person who never shares their food, even during extreme cases of hunger or thirst. use extreme caution as he will attempt to cut your lawn. he can be momentarily distracted by burritos: throw them a safe distance and run. can not be seen at night, carry l.e.d flashlights at all times. lock your lawnmowers up.
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dude, is someone mowing our lawn at 4am again? dammit lavinch.

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