Law of the Dumbarse


in a modern life defined by order and waiting, one often ends up in ‘queue’: real or metaphorical. the law of the dumb-rs- states if a dumb-rs- in the ‘queue’ stuffs up and stops the queue from progressing then all others behind him or her must suffer as a result.
things were going ok, when, according to the law of the dumb-rs-, things began to go wrong. you can always count on the stupidity of others.

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