Law of wrong way
the law of wrong way states that: “while driving in the city, any missed or wrong turn and subsequent backtracking to find your original route will be met by frustratingly slow moving traffic and red lights at every intersection.
many, if not all of these red lights will be full-cycle red lights.”
while trying to find the corporate building downtown, i missed my turn and ended up backtracking an extra 3 miles, through 4 busy intersections, while following two old ladies, a vespa scooter and a garbage truck. the law of wrong way was in effect.
needless to say, i missed the boss’s luncheon and didn’t get the promotion. fml.
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