lawn care
tr-mm-ng up the “private” areas
i saw julie at the pool today, she looked good, but needs to do some lawn care before she wears that bikini again.
to control turfgr-ss height.
operator:cutting edge lawncare how may i help you?
customer:how much do you charge?
operator: for you $250
customer:that’s way too much
operator: you asked rude so i answered rude
cusomer: “click”
operator:h-llo? well f-ck you then…
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