Minecraft sex


when you get your girl all hot and bothered by whispering, “that’s a nice everything you have there. would be a shame if something happened to it” in the style of a creeper in the middle of s-x.

use with caution. this is some kinky sh-t and it works 100% of the time 50% of the time, so just be careful.
me: that’ssssss a nice everything you have there. would be a shame if something happened to it

her: oh my god, do me

me: minecraft s-x. works every time.

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