lawn chair


he who folds under pressure.
paul moore is a lawn chair.
when the penetrating partner takes the receiving partner and folds them in half and then proceeds to f-ck them. the foldee is positioned so that their legs are pressed against the folder’s body, while the folder presses the foldee’s body against the top of their legs.
my girlfriend really wanted it, so i gave her a lawn chair.
when you fall and you fold up over your face.
rob dyrdek: thats what you call the lawn chair when you fold over your facelike that.

kid falling-

texas sl-t: man, that guy just did a lawn chair!

socal sk-nk: that was gnarly!
to fold up like a chair after being hit
d-mn did you see that tackle, he folded like a “lawn chair”.
camping in cod with a launcher. thus, lawnchair. punny eh?
ah sh-t. the guy is lawn-chairing around the corner. lawnchair
slang for p-rnographic material
hey dude, do you have some lawnchair?!

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