lawn job
f-ckin up someone’s front lawn with your car.
i gave that stupid b-tch teacher a lawn job for failing me.
backing up into someones yard with your car, and proceeding to “peel out” leaving deep tire tracks across their lawn.
check out all this gr-ss that’s under my fender from lawn jobbing that -ssholes yard last night.
the act of driving your car over, around or through someones lawn/yard at all hours of the night while drunk driving. skidding, donuts, and pulling the handbrake while on the lawn are also acceptable. this is usually done very fast in order to avoid the authorities. often knocking over small fences, chicken wire, gnomes and ruining gardens.
a point system can be added for making this more compet-tive.
dude, what did you guys do last night?
we played beerpong all night and then pulled a few lawn-jobs after.
how many points did you get?
10 points a lawn, so 30 points. it’s my new high score.
nice!
the act of going onto somones lawn and proceeding to smash and destroy all lawn ornamints, such as flamingos lawn nombs, crystal b-lls or bird baths.
“last night me and jason gave this ladys house a total lawn job.”
dragging a person out of their house and beating their -ss in the front yard.
joe’s mother screamed in horror as rick lawn jobbed him out front.
got to do a lawn job on a couple p-ss-es in flint.
the female equivalent of a bl-w j-b.
i don’t need a lawn mover to give me lady a lawn job.
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