lawn missile


an object residng in one’s yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. common examples include patio furniture and children’s toys.
neightbor 1: “the storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window.”
neighbor 2: “one heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure.”

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