lawn officer


(n.) — the person who is in charge of keeping the lawn outside your home looking good and well-kept all year long
“at my house, i’m the lawn officer. i don’t get paid, but my wife gives me a big hug and a kiss every time i mow the lawn and rake the leaves.”

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