Lawn Ornament Lumberjack


when two men tag team a woman, one man from behind and the other from the front they then reach across and lock arms and begin to rock back and forth like the little lawn ornament lumberjacks that saw the little log when it’s windy.

-saw optional, but preffered.
remember when we lawn ornament lumberjacked nana?

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