Lawn Seats


opposite of rock star parking. parking at the very end of the lot, or furthest from the venue.
my best friend borrowed my car. before she took it, i had rock star parking. she brought it back with a note that said “sorry, you’re parked in lawn seats!”
code name for weed over the phone
caller: “hey man, do you have those lawn seats ready to go?”
dealer: “yep, all ready. when and where do you want to pick them up??”

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