lawn service
the uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.
common topics include: world peace, how it’s “bullsh-t” that weed is still illegal on a federal level, ron paul, hootie & the blowfish, how “brilliant” the big lebowski is, etc…
“hey, i thought you were gonna be right back.”
“yeah, i stopped over at manfred’s for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours.”
“lawn service?”
“yeah, it’s like ‘lip service’, but with gr-ss.”
the uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.
common topics include: world peace, how it’s “bullsh-t” that weed is still illegal on a federal level, ron paul, hootie & the blowfish, how “brilliant” the big lebowski is, etc…
“hey, i thought you were gonna be right back.”
“yeah, i stopped over at manfred’s for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours.”
“lawn service?”
“yeah, it’s like ‘lip service’, but with gr-ss.”
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