lawnmower parent
lawnmower parents try to pre-empt problems and ‘mow them down’ for their children before they occur and ensure flat surfaces are available for them to traverse…
oh dear, mouche is such a lawnmower parent, she just poisoned little lunch for all the children due to compete in next weeks spelling bee…
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