Cheek’s Law
a derivative of murphy’s law, but a thousand times worse. the problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.
guy 1: i just had s-x, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.
guy 2: that’s cheek’s law at work.
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