Lawnwhore


a woman who you see everyday outside on her front lawn sunbathing in a bikini that you really need a liceanse to wear in public.
oh my god, that lawnwh-r- needs to lose some serious weight or i’m gonna seriously build a wall between her and my window!
a wh-r- who runs around on your lawn yelling “f-ck me!”
you better watch out there is a new lawnwh-r- in town and she has every disease you can think of.

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