Law’s Law


a mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). it is as following:

p = (1/c-s)(e)

where p is productivity, c is the catchiness of the song playing, s is sleepiness, and e is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.
bro 1: man, i had a sh-tton of homework last night.
bro 2: did you at least get it all done?
bro 1: law’s law, bro.

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