Laws of Pew
the set of laws of that govern the events or plausibility of these events in any show or movie involving guns, lasers, mechas, sp-ceships, explosions, destruction or any sound that can be represented by the word “pew” etc. they are denoted by roman numerals in the lower case starting with “n” as the list continues to grow. it is probably the longest list numbered in roman numerals that you will ever see in your entire life.
bob: you know what, i think the guys that play the stromtroopers have the hardest job ever.
rob:why is that?
bob:according to law iv of the laws of pew, they need to maintain quite high miss ratio while they look like they are trying to hit the enemy, and that takes a lot of acting skills.
Read Also:
- laxie
short for laxative. common amongst eating disorder sites, communities, and forums. “i ate too much, and had to take a laxie” “what is everyones favorite brand of laxies?”
- Flagengackle
the process of a girl gargling c-m while sucking your b-lls post bl-wj-b. the word flagengackle comes from the lack of the girls ability to pr-nounce and enunciate words during this act. guy 1: what happened to you last night? guy 2: i ended up going home with elise. guy 1: how did that go? […]
- Flair Powder
the white powder that makes ric flair go whooooooo!!! you snorted all my flair powder!
- lcd tan
someone who is so white that the only way they could have a little tan is from sitting in front of their computer screens. check out danny he has and lcd tan causes hes super white
- LCITA
pr-nounced as el-see-ta lcita is an acronym for the phrase: likes c-ck in the -ss used as an informal acronym for doctors in the clinical setting who do not like the current acronym for h-m-s-xual patients (msm – men who have s-x with men). nurse: what is your diagnosis for the man in exam room […]