laws of the weinhold
act of not giving af until sh-t becomes personal. then you are physically required to handle the situation by any means f-cking necessary.
the 12 law’s of weinhold:
– f-ck her right in the p-ssy (fhritp)
– drink protein shakes and beer
– be the party god
– must experience being blacked out at least once
– catch std’s like pokeman
– there are only 2 genders..
– master the theory of the chick magnet
– have s-x into your elderly age
– avoid the friendzone like the plague
– bust a mother f-ckers head open if they be asking for it
– lift heavy f-cky weights
– make others follow these rules
after my buddy followed the laws of the weinhold he was admitted to a hospital for a month before he died. it was neat
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