Lawtyr
short for “lawn martyr”. the lawtyr insists on doing the yard maintenance himself (mowing, landscaping, etc.) all the while complaining to everyone within earshot about having to do it — and acting rather put upon.
the lawtyr is the natural foe of the housewife.
neighbor: what’s the hubby up to today?
wife: ah, nothing much. he’s just lawtyring around the house today.
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