spanish breakfast
this describes the act of -j-c-l-t-ng inside your partner prior to them conducting an extended period of strenuous activity like running a marathon or relocating a fish pond.
by the third hour of slogging in the sun, the fluid leaking into their underwear is known as a spanish breakfast. it is visual likened to a poorly prepared omelette and the ingredients vary depending on the hygiene of the -j-c-l-t-e.
i got home from gym last night and my skants were a spanish breakfast. even the dog was gagging.
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