Lawyer Army


what a startup software company will be required to have if patent trolls take over the uspto if they have not already.
michael: “dude, your software program made over 10 million bucks! what are you going to do with that cash?”

rob: “nothing, i barely made any cash for myself since i had to pay for our 1,000 man lawyer army. lodsys and sco have already sued us, but i think we can win this time.”

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