Lawyer Construction
loud thumping noise emanating from the corner office. sounds like real construction, but is actually just the company lawyer banging around stacks of paper on his desk.
employee 1: “d-mn that’s loud. are they hanging drywall in there today? ”
employee 2: “no it’s just mr. cochran doing some lawyer construction.”
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