Lawyer-Style
the act of owning someone in an argument by using lines that are commonly used in a court case. usually used when someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer. this act usually results in your opponent shutting up for good.
bob: hey, dude, i heard you were talking about me in the locker room.
john: i wasn’t talking about you.
bob: seriously, john, what the h-ll were you talking about? i know it was about me.
john: i plead silence regarding this point of the testimony.
bob: wait, what?
john: i stand by my right to remain silent.
bob: what the h-ll are you talking about?!
john: you may not accuse the witness of a crime unless you have decisive evidence to back up your claim.
bob: dude, you’ve lost me. what is this stupid cr-p you’re giving me?!
john: the prosecutor may not badger the witness and ask them questions irrelevant to the topic being suggested right now.
bob: huh?
john: objection!!!
bob: …
john: …you got owned…lawyer-style!!!
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