Lawyeresqness
kind of bending the truth, little lies that don’t really cause much trouble.
well its not a great idea to wait until the last minute to invite a girl out, it screams that she was your last resort. you could just use your “lawyeresqness” and say that the plans were last minute, that way she wont know she was the only one to say yes.
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