lax bras
1. a male individual that plays lacrosse.
2. a lax bra is just like a normal woman’s bra but is used by a boy to look like a girl. the boy specifically uses these feminine features to give the girls team an advantage by playing for them.
3. a bra used by a sly lacrosse teammate. he stuffs 2 lacrosse b-lls in each cup to cheat later on in the game. the lax bra keeps the b-lls secure until needed. the teammate then reaches into his lax bra and confuses the referee by having two b-lls on the field. while the ref and opponents are confused the man with the ball on your team scores and wins the game!
1. -“lax bras fo life?”
-“lax bras fo life!”
2. -“thanks to the lax bra, coach will never know that’s tommy playing on the girls team!”
-“yeah! i heard he won the game for them last week!”
3. -“wow, man. that lax bra worked better than i ever thought possible!”
“too bad i have two huge bruises on my nips now!”
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