lax hoe


a sl-tty female that will f-ck anything and everything lacrosse and hangs out with the lax bros.
these girls are obsessed with no-strings-attatched s-x with lax players.
they like to smoke weed, drink beer, and be b-tches to anyone not in their group.
the love to act bad -ss (but are usually harmless unless they gang up and attack you) ((these attacks often happen on facebook or through texts))
they love pushup bras & low cut shirts.
the ultimate lax hoe
girl lacrosse players.

sometimes attractive and most of the time sl-tty, but this is a case by case basis because sometimes you get a random huge softball-type player. (eek!)
dude1:abby loves to get f-cked up and play lacrosse.

dude2:shes a laxhoe fosho

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