laxabait
the act of putting a laxative inside of a consumable and waiting for a victim to steal the consumable. after partial digestion, he/she will be very uncomfortable and sh-t their pants. this is how you catch your culprit. happy hunting.
kid 1: dude, lol!! did you see brian, ms. peters wouldn’t let him go to the bathroom because he didn’t have a bathroom p-ss and he sh-t everywhere!!!
kid 2: i laxabaited him.
kid 1: lol
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