Laxpie
when one c-ms inside of a lacrosse pocket, and squeezes the pocket so it oozes out in an erotic fashion.
lj: what the f-ck zac did you really laxpie my stick again?!?
zac: so guys, i gave lj’s stick the meanest laxpie yesterday after practice. i can’t wait to see how late he is to practice cleaning it tomorrow.
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